I have a new post over at The Crazy Rants Of Samantha Burns. Part of that whole guest blogging I have been talking about a few times over the last few weeks. Today I bring her readers a completely made up true crime ripped from the headlines and then twisted into complete bull. It's about a giraffe if you must know. You can go here to read it, if you have any desire at all to see my sense of humor at work. Otherwise skip that post and head straight to her main page- she offers all sorts of funny.
empirical- ADJECTIVE: Relying on or derived from observation or experiment: empirical results that supported the hypothesis. Verifiable or provable by means of observation or experiment: empirical laws. Guided by practical experience and not theory, especially in medicine Kennedy hate crimes rider may doom Hatch's sex offender bill By Robert Gehrke The Salt Lake Tribune WASHINGTON - A fight over federal hate crimes legislation could torpedo Sen. Orrin Hatch's push to strengthen the nation's sex-offender registries and clamp down on sex crimes. The Senate Judiciary Committee gave quick, unanimous approval to Hatch's bill Thursday, clearing its way for consideration by the full Senate. But Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., said he plans to try to attach language to a bill that would require tougher sentences, provide federal assistance and offer grants to prosecute hate crimes - those motivated by hatred for a race, religion, gender or sexual orientation. The White ...
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